LovebeingME

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

officialredscout:

the ol razzle dazzle

officialredscout:

the ol razzle dazzle

reyairia:

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

I would watch most of these

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

moonblossom:

samtarly:

my brain read “tous les mêmes” as “all the memes” instead of “all the same” and no one is surprised

I have a container of Tresseme hair gel that says “TRES GEL”, and my brain always parses it as some French variation of the Doge meme.

TRES GEL. BEAUCOUP HOLD. LE WOW.

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS