HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES
This is awkward
Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.
I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received
You could really just make an ongoing series of oneshots just about Sniper accidentally driving Engineer right up the damn wall with his high-falutin’ Aussie tech.
They got a video call once - it was from Miss Pauling, and most of the men had never seen anything like it. “Hey, Snipes,” Scout chuckled as he nudged the man in his ribs. “Don’t be too afraid of the scary talkin’ box. That’s called a television,” he spoke slowly and stuck out his lips to make sure the wild bushman understood him before he started snickering again.
"Actually, it’s a computer monitor, and an old one at that. What kind of modem are we even usin’?" He said with an exasperated sigh. "I could hardly hear a damn thing she said, too. My grandparents’ t.v. didn’t have static that bad.” Scout screwed his eyebrows together an stared at him, shocked and confused as the man in the dirty camper rattled on. He looked around to see the rest of the team staring at him as well, varied faces of surprise and confoundment.
"Christ, see? This is why I don’t talk with people. Open my bloody mouth and it’s like I’m speakin’ a different language."
thinking about ur otps napping is SO IMPORTANT. Does one protectively shush anyone who comes near their sleeping partner. Does one come home to find the other sleeping on the floor under a table or curled in a corner. Does the partner wake them up and move them to some place more…
So my close friend Ruggy’s cat was shot with a BB gun! The femur is broken in several places and there is a metal ball in her leg!
He doesn’t want to put her down, and the only two options are to either remove the leg entirely, or put wires in her leg, but either way she’ll be crippled for the rest of her life! :C
I know 2,000$ is a lot, but the cost of the surgery to amputate her leg, the x-rays, and the medicine is what will be covered for this!
Please please, if you guys can help in any way through donations or spreading the word, it would mean a lot!
Republicans talking shit AGAIN. This @GOP tweet is the literal opposite of what they believe, campaign, and how they vote.
They know that no matter how outrageously they lie, their base will still believe them.